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Rockstar (n): 1. one who lets loose and has fun
2. someone who is fun to be around
3. an energy drink
*may be accompanied by a hand gesture or follow the word "conscientious"

Dork (n): 1. one who says or does something just o make someone else laugh
2. someone involved with something more intensely than others

Death Salad (n): a salad with chicken
(alternates: Santa Fe Death Salad, Pepper of Death, Side of Death)

Coronata (ph): to shove up ones ass - usually metaphorically
*must be accompanied by the hand gesture

Pusi Kurac (ph): suck my dick

Mother Fucker (ph) it is a great insult or exclamation of great anger or frustration
*possibly preceded by the adjective "jerky"
*usually said with a Slavic accent

Uniballer (n): One who screws everything up completely due to his lack of one ball

Chill (adj): cool, calm and relaxed

Woman Problems (n): Describing anything having to do with the menstrual cycle, usually to get out of work.

Family (n): Those who you care about and make exceptions for, even if others don't understand

The Corona Test: When a Corona "burps" or spits up on you in the presence of a certain individual (the test means you are attracted to them)

Battleship (n): A strategy game to win the affections (physical or emotional) of an unwilling victim

Validation (v): Finally admitting out loud that which others had known for a while

Baby (ph): A friendly term of endearment

The Funk (n): A term describing part of ones live they wish to take control of. Usually it's accompanied by depression, self searching, and a feeling of overall disappointment, disenchantment, and lackluster efforts